Pop Culture. Crude Humor. Bottom Feeding Attempts at Intellectualism.
"Dear Severus Snape, With my pretend boyfriend Damon from "The Vampire Diaries" away and off TV for now, I was wondering if you would like to renew our pretend courtship for the summer? Look, I know you're still hung up on your dearly departed Lily Evans-Potter, and I have a boyfriend who actually exists, even though he accompanies me to so few public events that my ...
The end of the television season is just around the corner and it's going to be a loooooonnnng wait until September. And not just because summer television programming is awful. No. I'm going to miss my boyfriend. My pretend boyfriend, to be exact. I have a real boyfriend, mind you. The same one for 13 years. We get along great and enjoy one another's company. I don't have ...
