The Summer of Severus: My New / Old Pretend Boyfriend

"Dear Severus Snape, With my pretend boyfriend Damon from "The Vampire Diaries" away and off TV for now, I was wondering if you would like to renew our pretend courtship for the summer? Look, I know you're still hung up on your dearly departed Lily Evans-Potter, and I have a boyfriend who actually exists, even though he accompanies me to so few public events that my ...

The Importance of Having a Pretend Boyfriend: A Scamper Down “Delusional Drive”

The end of the television season is just around the corner and it's going to be a loooooonnnng wait until September. And not just because summer television programming is awful. No. I'm going to miss my boyfriend. My pretend boyfriend, to be exact. I have a real boyfriend, mind you. The same one for 13 years. We get along great and enjoy one another's company. I don't have ...

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