The Terrible Tampon Tirade

Sometimes, I really think that I’ve been granted that old Chinese blessing/curse: “May you lead an interesting life.” The “interesting” portion of this phrase seems to extend itself even to my feminine hygeine products. Two days ago, at approximately 5:15 AM, my boyfriend was getting ready for work while I still had at least a solid hour of slumber left on the clock.  While he was readying ...