Pop Culture. Crude Humor. Bottom Feeding Attempts at Intellectualism.
Weirdness and celebrities go hand in hand. Which is why it seems even weirder when you slap a celeb's picture on the packaging of edible goods. For some unexplained reason, I happen to get a big kick out of seeing a star's picture on something so "ordinary" as food. Some celebrities you look at and can scarcely believe they eat, let alone would lend their likeness to ...
Dear Nike, I’ve seen the commercial with Tiger Woods looking all sad-faced and sorry. Since you’re still endorsing him, can you lengthen the five-character limit on your Tiger Woods Nike ID sneakers so that I can fit “I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank & slap you…Hold you down while i choke you & fuck that ass that i own” on my custom shoe? ...
When Joaquin Phoenix announced his retirement from the acting profession, it was a shock. It was an even bigger shock when Phoenix stated that he would be leaving acting to pursue a new career path… Rap music. So, what is it that inspires arguably one of the most underrated, under-appreciated actors of his generation to ditch what brought him to the dance and become the bastard child ...
