(Originally featured on RockEuphoria.com) It seems a new breed has taken over concert venues from coast to coast. Beamed down straight from the mother ship, as a good friend and concert-buddy…
This weekend, I was kicking back and watching TV with my boyfriend when a commercial featuring a showering centaur shilling for Old Spice popped on the tube. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06TBhGrzyN4] Asking a…
Well, well, well. Aren’t we quite the puritanical society? Apparently, you can’t say the word “porno” on TV. George Carlin isn’t even cold in the ground yet and we’re already…
Members of the male persuasion, I ask you, why do some of you insist upon sending pictures of your penis to unsuspecting women online? Apparently, this epidemic has reached such…
Porn! It’s all the rage this season! When the economy is lagging, if there’s one thing that serves as a port of comfort, it’s the mass-telegraphed act of two or…
Damn you, TV Land. Damn you to hell for moving Night Court from its 7AM slot to 8AM when I’m already on the bus and on my way into work….
Sometimes, you just have to make your own entertainment. Having found myself in something of a funk this week and last, I started meditating on the simple things that I…
A certain series of commercials have really been chapping my ass as of late. Undoubtedly, you too have probably seen those FreeCreditReport.com commercials, replete with pithy jingles lauding the importance…
Dear Marvel, You are no longer allowed to make movies of any of the following properties ever, EVER again unless I have approved your script: – The Fantastic Four –…
Sometimes, I really think that I’ve been granted that old Chinese blessing/curse: “May you lead an interesting life.” The “interesting” portion of this phrase seems to extend itself even to…