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# DELIGHTFULLY DYSFUNCTIONAL

Pop Culture. Crude Humor. Bottom Feeding Attempts at Intellectualism.

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## Posts

- [Putting the Joy Back in Summer](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/putting-the-joy-back-in-summer/) - Last year, I whined that summer sucked. This year, I did something about it. From day trips to Book It for Adults, here's how I put the joy back in summer.
- [A Requiem & Resurrection for Rock Radio & Magazines](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/a-requiem-resurrection-for-rock-radio-magazines/) - Rock isn't dead, but it's definitely on life support. Radio stations & music mags have been gutted by corporations, but the spirit of rock rebellion prevails.
- [I Listened to David Lee Roth's “Yankee Rose” On Repeat For An Hour](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/i-listened-to-david-lee-roths-yankee-rose-on-repeat-for-an-hour/) - The pageantry! The patriotism! The pelvic thrusting! See what real-time ramblings unfold while enduring 60 minutes of David Lee Roth's 'Yankee Rose' video.
- [Force Ghost Anakin: The Case for Sebastian Shaw vs. Hayden Christensen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/force-ghost-anakin-the-case-for-sebastian-shaw-vs-hayden-christensen/) - Swapping Hayden Christensen for Sebastian Shaw as Anakin changes the meaning of a key scene in ''Return of the Jedi' & poses questions around filmmaking ethics.
- [Funny Shit You Hear in Songs If You Listen Closely](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/funny-shit-you-hear-in-songs-if-you-listen-closely/) - From dramatic hair metal sighing to ODB's ass-eating proclamation, check out five songs with surprising things lurking in the background if you listen closely.
- [Something For Everyone: Why Soap Operas Are Still Worth Watching](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/something-for-everyone-why-soap-operas-are-still-worth-watching/) - Ryan Gosling was right! Soap operas feature some of the hardest working creatives in Hollywood. From groundbreaking stories to similarities with comic books, find out why they're worth watching.
- [More Self-Publishing Tips: Why You Should Buy Your Own ISBN](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/more-self-publishing-tips-why-you-should-buy-your-own-isbn/) - If you're self-publishing, we'll cover why your book needs an ISBN to sell it, how to get one, and why you should buy your own instead of opting for a free one.
- [The Hidden Horrors of '80s Cartoons](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-hidden-horrors-of-80s-cartoons/) - The 1980s were the Golden Age of syndicated cartoons with a bevvy of hidden horrors in 'Thundercats,' 'He-Man,' and 'The Smurfs.' Let's take a look back!
- [Paul Heyman: The Modern Miss Elizabeth & Sensational Sherri All-In-One](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/paul-heyman-the-modern-miss-elizabeth-sensational-sherri-all-in-one/) - Paul Heyman is more than a wrestler's most valuable asset. He turns tropes on their head as the male version of Miss Liz & Sensational Sherri combined.
- [Warmth, Whimsy, & Wawa: Keeping the Christmas Spirit Into January](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/warmth-whimsy-wawa-keeping-the-christmas-spirit-into-january/) - If you've ever had a crying fit over putting away your Christmas decorations, here's a reminder that the holiday spirit isn't limited to just one season.
- [The Stranger Things Finale: What's Wrong With Happy Endings?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-stranger-things-finale-whats-wrong-with-happy-endings/) - Light on spoilers, let's tuck into the Stranger Things finale, how it stayed true to the show's core message, & why bleaker doesn't mean better in storytelling.
- [The Delightfully Dysfunctional Guide to Self-Publishing Your Book - Plus Free Shit!](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-delightfully-dysfunctional-guide-to-self-publishing-your-book-plus-free-shit/) - Get tips for self-publishing your book & a free checklist to make the process feel less chaotic. Get advice for formatting, choosing a cover artist, and more.
- [Pantone's 2026 Cloud Dancer: A Whiter Shade of Meh](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/pantones-2026-cloud-dancer-a-whiter-shade-of-meh/) - Cloud Dancer, Pantone's 2026 Color of the Year is the 'Go, Girl. Give Us Nothing' of tints. Tune in for color, controversy & rejected names for this humdrum hue.
- [Exorcist III: An Underrated Horror Classic (and Bonus Story of My TV Catching Fire)](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/exorcist-iii-an-underrated-horror-classic-and-bonus-story-of-my-tv-catching-fire/) - From its acting to writing (and the weird shit that's happened to me while watching it), Exorcist III is a horror flick that deserves a deeper rewatch.
- [The Summer of Severus: My New / Old Pretend Boyfriend](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-summer-of-severus-my-new-old-pretend-boyfriend/) - Dear Severus Snape: With my pretend boyfriend Damon from The Vampire Diaries off TV for now, would you like to renew our pretend courtship for the summer?
- [The Decline of "L.A. Ink" (or How TLC Killed The Art of Tattooing)](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-decline-of-l-a-ink-or-how-tlc-killed-the-art-of-tattooing/) - Examine how cable network TLC oversaturated the market with shows about tattoos and made it less about the art and more about petty drama.
- [Objects I Have Been Hit In the Head With: A Door](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/objects-i-have-been-hit-in-the-head-with-part-2-of-4/) - In this series of Objects I've Been Hit In the Head With, a door isn't the only unhinged thing responsible for turning me into the Ken Burns of Head Trauma.
- [Objects I Have Been Hit In The Head With: A Baseball Bat](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/objects-i-have-been-hit-in-the-head-with-part-3-of-4/) - You never forget the first time you get hit with a baseball bat. Or the second. Here's how getting bludgeoned with a bat forged a stronger bond with my brother.
- [The Legend of the Conjugal Visit Polaroid Hoodie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-legend-of-the-conjugal-visit-polaroid-hoodie/) - Philly may be known for its cheese steaks and soft pretzels. But it sure as shit isn’t known for its sense of style. One hoodie, however, is legendary.
- [McDonald’s Premium Roast: Two Splendas, Extra Douche](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/mcdonald’s-premium-roast-two-splendas-extra-douche/) - Is not having your coffee an excuse to engage in passive aggressive douchedom? Or is it just a license to rock hipster chin-scruff? Read on and decide.
- [Jeopardy's Watson: John Henry vs. Skynet](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/john-henry-vs-skynet/) - Long-running TV game show Jeopardy pit man against machine. And man lost, putting a twist on the John Henry legend and welcoming our new computer overlords.
- [Charlie Sheen and the Lost Art of the Rock Star](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/charlie-sheen-and-the-lost-art-of-the-rock-star/) - In a day and age where rockstars are manufactured and polished to a safe patina, the unpredictable Charlie Sheen may be the last true rockstar.
- [The Importance of Having a Pretend Boyfriend: A Scamper Down "Delusional Drive"](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-importance-of-having-a-pretend-boyfriend-a-scamper-down-delusional-drive/) - I'm no stranger to fake boyfriends. I invented a few back in middle school. TV shows provide me with a stream of pretend partners. Don't lie. You do it, too.
- [Searching For a New Diogenes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/searching-for-a-new-diogenes/) - Ever wonder how Diogenes, one of history's greatest shit-stirrers and philosophers would react to Anthony Weiner and Larry Craig? Read up and muse on.
- [7 Prince Songs That Will Make You Miss Him Even More](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/7-prince-songs-that-will-make-you-miss-him-even-more/) - Spiritual & sexual. Manly & feminine. When the world lost Prince, it lost one of its greatest musicians & philosophers. Check out 7 songs to cement his legacy.
- [Not Just Poop: Other Weird Things You Find Working in a Library](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/not-just-poop-other-weird-things-you-find-working-in-a-library/) - From poop to used condoms to ritual altars that look like something out of 'Major League,' you see a lot of weird shit when you work in a library.
- [Objects I Have Been Hit in the Head With: A 110 Camera](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/objects-i-have-been-hit-in-the-head-with-part-4-of-4/) - In this ongoing saga, tune into a tale of wrongful blame resulting in getting cracked in the head with a dangerous relic: a 110 camera.
- [Suicide Squad is a Redemption Mission for DC](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/suicide-squad-is-a-redemption-mission-for-dc/) - Not without flaws, 'Suicide Squad' redeems DC films with solid characterization and acting, but could use help with plot and villains. Not a bad effort!
- [9 Not-So-Great Expectations to Have as a Music Journalist](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/9-not-so-great-expectations-to-have-as-a-music-journalist/) - Expecting fame, fortune, free CDs & press passes? Temper those expectations! If you're starting out as a music journalist, read on for advice from an old hand.
- [Luke Skywalker: A Tragic Burden of Knowledge](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/luke-skywalker-a-tragic-burden-of-knowledge/) - The first in a series of posts exploring the tragic threads that define the Skywalkers of the Star Wars saga, we look at Luke Skywalker's burden of knowing 'just enough.' The innocent Tattooine farmboy is burdened by the hefty weight of knowledge (or lack thereof), and is also redeemed by it as well. Read more.
- [Anakin Skywalker: The Tragedy of When Love Is Weaponized](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/anakin-skywalker-the-tragedy-of-when-love-is-weaponized/) - It ain't easy bein' Anakin Skywalker. Read about tragic rise and fall of the Man Who Would Become Vader, whose great capacity for love is turned against him.
- [I Saw Netflix's Motley Crue Biopic "The Dirt" Sober & Don't Know WTF I Watched](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/i-saw-netflixs-motley-crue-biopic-the-dirt-sober-dont-know-wtf-i-watched/) - Longtime Crue fans won't be satisfied with this rushed Netflix retelling of the band's story. From bungled chronology to a lack of emotion, read the good & the bad behind 'The Dirt.'
- [A Walking Tour of My Neuroses](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/a-walking-tour-of-my-neuroses/) - When I was a kid, every night before bedtime, 7-year-old me would pair my stuffed animals up on the shelves so that they had someone to hang out with for all eternity in case I croaked in my sleep. I didn't want them to be lonely. While I did understand that making sure my Pound
- [Review: Joaquin Phoenix's 'Joker' - The Hamlet of Villains](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/review-joaquin-phoenixs-joker-the-hamlet-of-villains/) - Joker hits on a variety of societal ills: wealth inequality, lack of quality treatment for mental illness, and the manipulative force of desperation. Read the full review.
- [The Drama and Excitement of Trash Day](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-drama-excitement-of-trash-day/) - Life is about finding the adventure in mundane things like Trash Day tossing old food before the trash truck arrives. Read on for more terrible life advice.
- [Leia: The Tragedy of Never Being Allowed to Grieve](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/leia-the-tragedy-of-never-being-allowed-to-grieve/) - In the final chapter of the Skywalker Tragedy Trilogy, we explore how Leia kept her shit together in the face of tragedy, time and time again, for the good of others.
- [I Listened to Bon Jovi's "Bad Medicine" On Repeat For An Hour](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/i-listened-to-bon-jovis-bad-medicine-on-repeat-for-an-hour/) - I listened to Bon Jovi's 'Bad Medicine.' On repeat. For a full hour. Find out what happened. Because, if you can't experiment with yourself, what's the point of living, right?
- [I Listened to Vin Diesel's “Feel Like I Do” On Repeat For An Hour](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/i-listened-to-vin-diesels-feel-like-i-do-on-repeat-for-an-hour/) - On his first single, is Vin Diesel trying to close the dark portal torn open by 'Baby Shark' & save us all? Or did I just lose my mind listening for an hour?
- [Breakfast Sandwich Showdown: Wawa Sizzli vs. Dunkin' Sweet Pepper Bacon Croissant](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/breakfast-sandwich-showdown-wawa-sizzli-vs-dunkin-sweet-pepper-bacon-croissant/) - A comparison of two breakfast sandwiches after slamming them down my gob on two separate days: Dunkin's Sweet Pepper Bacon & Wawa's Bacon Egg & Cheese Croissant
- [I Listened to "Loyal (West Coast Version)" by Chris Brown On Repeat For An Hour](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/i-listened-to-loyal-west-coast-version-by-chris-brown-on-repeat-for-an-hour/) - Listening to Chris Brown's collab with Lil Wayne and Too Short on repeat for an hour, I learned more than just the universal truth that these hoes ain't loyal.
- [Another Pandemic Christmas](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/another-pandemic-christmas/) - Overwhelmed with toxic positivity & the pressure to slap on a happy face this holiday season?. It's ok not to feel ok during a Very Pandemic Christmas Pt. Deux.
- [A New Year's Herring Sandwich For Luck](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/a-new-years-herring-sandwich-for-luck/) - Rolling into 2022, desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm bringing back the retired new year's tradition of eating a herring sandwich for good luck.
- [The Batman: A Review & Watch-Along Snark](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-batman-a-review-watch-along-snark/) - Haven't seen The Batman yet and down for slight spoilers? Or you like blog posts as inflated in word count as The Batman was in run time? I gotchu covered, my masochistic friend!
- [Is Rolling Stone Turning Tabloid Trash?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/is-rolling-stone-turning-tabloid-trash/) - Recent articles with a sensationalist slant on musicians Taylor Hawkins and Marilyn Manson may have cast a shadow on the credibility of Rolling Stone magazine.
- [The Ethics of AI](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-ethics-of-ai/) - AI apps like Lensa and ChatGPT have generated a lot of buzz. Can artists trust companies to use AI ethically & get fair compensation for their work?
- [Fuck You, 2022!](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/fuck-you-2022/) - From getting hit with the 'rona to anxiety attacks, 2022 sucked dick for bus money and walked home. But shitty circumstances force positive changes.
- [In Defense of Halloween III: Season of the Witch](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/in-defense-of-halloween-iii-season-of-the-witch/) - Halloween III: Season of the Witch gets an undeservedly bad rap. Discover why you should give this ode to macabre masks, marketing & mustaches a second chance.
- [Requiem for Pee Wee Herman](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/requiem-for-pee-wee-herman/) - Honoring the late, great Paul Reubens, better known as Pee Wee Herman, and why he mattered to kids who grew up in the '80s and the adults we became.
- [A Misanthrope's Guide to the Clean Girl Aesthetic](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/a-misanthropes-guide-to-the-clean-girl-aesthetic/) - From the people who brought you minimalism and the color greige, batten down the hatches for the Clean Girl aesthetic, yet another bland-yet-insulting trend.
- [A Guide to Writing Bad Erotic Fiction](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/a-guide-to-writing-bad-erotic-fiction/) - In trying my (sticky) hand at writing bad erotic fiction, I've come up with three tips - with several tawdry examples - to help you write awful erotica, too!
- [Love and Universal Monsters](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/love-and-universal-monsters/) - Whether you call it Valentine's Day or Second Halloween, there's no better time than February 14 to examine love through the lens of Universal Monsters.
- [A Trilogy of Alice Cooper Songs About Domestic Abuse](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/a-trilogy-of-alice-cooper-songs-about-domestic-abuse/) - Exploring a trilogy of Alice Cooper songs about domestic abuse & the trials of womanhood in Only Women Bleed, Take It Like a Woman, & Every Woman Has a Name.
- [Sidewalk Stories: Flamin' Hot Lovers Spat](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/sidewalk-stories-flamin-hot-lovers-spat/) - Spring is here. Love is in bloom. And so is a flamin' hot lovers spat resulting in Cheetos mashed into a Philly sidewalk. At least I think that's what happened.
- [Objects I've Been Hit In the Head With: A Lot of Rocks](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/objects-ive-been-hit-in-the-head-with-a-lot-of-rocks/) - Like a mash-up of American Gladiators & Shirley Jackson's The Lottery, The Rock Game contributed to the long list of objects I've been hit in the head with.
- [I Listened to The Mighty Mighty Bosstones' “The Impression That I Get” On Repeat For An Hour](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/i-listened-to-the-mighty-mighty-bosstones-the-impression-that-i-get-on-repeat-for-an-hour/) - Repeated listenings of The Bosstones' "The Impression That I Get" led to several epiphanies, including questioning the existence of a Skalternate Reality.
- [Bathroom Wall Wisdom](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/bathroom-wall-wisdom/) - Some of the best advice you'll ever get can be found on a bathroom wall. Check out 6 pearls of bathroom wall wisdom, from potty humor to inspirational words.
- [Celebrity Cameos in My Dreams](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/celebrity-cameos-in-my-dreams/) - Get ready for a star-studded romp through my dreams! With special appearances by Louis Gossett Jr, Glenn Danzig, The Iron Sheik, and Sir Laurence Olivier!
- [The Untold Value of The Office Comedian](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-untold-value-of-the-office-comedian/) - Every office needs a comedian to entertain the troops/prisoners entertained and keep morale at a reasonable level. Here's how I became one of those jokers.
- [What Your Favorite Final Girl Says About You](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/what-your-favorite-final-girl-says-about-you/) - Laurie, Nancy, Sienna, or someone else? Chuck your villain era aside and find out what your favorite final girl says about your strengths & weaknesses.
- [2025: Let's Just Walk Down and Fuck 'Em All](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/2025-lets-just-walk-down-and-fuck-em-all/) - Are you exhausted by the constant pressure to perform at top speed? Same. In 2025, let's advocate for a slower, steadier approach illustrated by a filthy fable.
- [Stop Sending Reels: The Lost Art of Conversation](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/stop-sending-reels-the-lost-art-of-conversation/) - With countless apps for communication, why are we sending stupid fucking reels instead of having real conversations? Stop sending reels and micro content.
- [The Not-So-Fresh Hell of Full Body Deodorant](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-not-so-fresh-hell-of-full-body-deodorant/) - I loathe the Lume full body deodorant commercials with a passion. Have we sunk so low as a people that we shrug off showering in favor of masking the stench?
- [I Listened to Night Ranger's “Sentimental Street” On Repeat For An Hour](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/i-listened-to-night-rangers-sentimental-street-on-repeat-for-an-hour/) - Take a trip down "Sentimental Street" by Night Ranger, dipping down alleyways populated by Mortal Kombat, singing drummers & failed relationship support groups.
- [More Bad Erotic Fiction: Genre Edition](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/more-bad-erotic-fiction-genre-edition/) - I'm back at it again, continuing to pump out (heh) bad erotic fiction. This time, let's explore unexpected genres - from saucy seniors to Powerpoint penetration!
- [Summer Can Suck It](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/summer-can-suck-it/) - From shorts to chub rub to vacations that are less-than-relaxing, summer sucks hot, sweaty balls. Is there any way that adults can make summer fun again?
- [Delightfully Dysfunctional Holiday Traditions](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/delightfully-dysfunctional-holiday-traditions/) - We all have our Christmas traditions. Not so surprisingly, many of these family traditions -- no matter where we come from, our ethnic backgrounds, or how old we may be -- are the same for a lot of us: Tree-trimming. Fighting. Boozing. Sometimes all at the same time. To bastardize Charles Dickens: "God help us.
- [Hooligan's Holiday with the Bubblegum Bandits: A Christmas Tale of Petty Theft](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/hooligans-holiday-with-the-bubblegum-bandits-a-christmas-tale-of-petty-theft/) - A heartwarming holiday tale of preteen petty theft, involving a lot of bubblegum & a mad scramble to chuck the evidence to avoid landing on Santa's shit list.
- [Debating "Acceptable" Work Out Music](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/debating-acceptable-work-out-music/) - Lately, I've noticed unprecedented levels of pretentiousness concerning people and their exercise regimens - particularly around workout music.
- [Poop: The Great Equalizer](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/poop-the-great-equalizer/) - Everyone poops. An overwhelming need to dump can affect everyone from heads of state to rot gut swilling stew bums on the street. Poop doesn’t discriminate.
- [Poop: The Great Equalizer – Part (droppin’ a) Deux](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/poop-the-great-equalizer-–-part-droppin’-a-deux/) - It's been awhile since I've posted about my poop. Everyone does it, yet no one wants to talk about it. More people are likely to talk about sex lives than poop.
- [The Magical Mildew Tour: My Ugly Bathroom](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-magical-mildew-tour-my-ugly-bathroom/) - My bathroom isn't just ugly. It's poorly conceived. From wallpaper that looks like Mr. Furley's shirt to an evil skylight, witness the horror that is my john.
- [Everyone Is Struggling](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/everyone-is-struggling/) - In an attempt to become the Seth Godin of Shit, here's a short inspirational tale of recognizing the struggle of those around you. In a public restroom.
- [Objects I Have Been Hit In the Head With: A Platform Boot](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/objects-i-have-been-hit-in-the-head-with-part-1-of-4/) - Kicking off the series of Objects I've Been Hit In the Head With, read how my mom, my brother & a platform boot foiled my attempt to hang out with 'Slut Friend.'
- [Retro Horror Review: The Monster Club](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/retro-horror-review-the-monster-club/) - An unsung classic from 1981, The Monster Club features Vincent Price and John Carradine camping it up in a deviously delectable slice of anthology horror.
- [Ten Putrid Picks for Halloween Horror](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/ten-putrid-picks-for-halloween-horror/) - From creepy to kooky, from The Sentinel to Nocturna (aka Disco Dracula), check out 10 putrid picks for Halloween horror flicks.
- [Van Halen Gets a Shitty "Tattoo"](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/van-halen-gets-a-shitty-tattoo/) - It's 2012 and Van Halen has not only resurrected David Lee Roth as their lead singer, but they've also brought back unintentional humor in music videos.
- [The Mind Forgets, But the Body Remembers](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-mind-forgets-but-the-body-remembers/) - Try as you may to push unfortunate events or undesirable individuals out of your mind, your body sometimes has its own response that makes things uncomfortable.
- [Porno Parody Title Fun!](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/porno-parody-title-fun/) - Just talkin' 'bout double standards, puritanical beliefs, Larry Flynt, Kevin Smith's Zack and Miri movie, and the hilarity that comes with a good porno parody.
- [Doubled over with Deliciousness: The KFC Double Down](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/doubled-over-with-deliciousness-the-kfc-double-down/) - Bread? Who needs it! I’ve just downed the KFC Double Down, a sandwich that initially sounded like a joke. Will I live to tell the tale? Read on!
- [Are Kolchak: The Night Stalker and Blade Runner Connected?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/are-kolchak-the-night-stalker-and-blade-runner-connected/) - Exploring the similarities between sci-fi classic Blade Runner and the "Mr. R.I.N.G." episode of '70s cult TV series Kolchak: The Night Stalker.
- [2am Thoughts: The Legend of Scattin' Sam](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/2am-thoughts-the-legend-of-scattin-sam/) - An alternative Easter & Passover tradition for those who don't indulge in candy Scattin' Sam is a merry little fox who poops in the shoes of thine enemies.
- [Women In Horror Month: Check Out My New Guest Post on HorrorTree](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/women-in-horror-month-check-out-my-new-guest-post-on-horrortree/) - February is Women in Horror Month, with numerous websites and publications celebrating women's contributions to the genre in all forms of media from print to film. This month, I got to take part in the festivities with a new guest post published on The Horror Tree. The site does a lot for writers in the
- [Semi-Inspirational Quotes To Get You Through](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/semi-inspirational-quotes-to-get-you-through/) - Sick of bullshit 'inspirational' quotes designed to motivate you? Me too. Here's a collection of random quotes. Because life's hard and you gotta laugh.
- [The Road Behind: Thoughts on Supernatural's Final Episode](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-road-behind-thoughts-on-supernaturals-final-episode/) - Examining the emotional ride of Supernatural's final episode of its 15-year run, life lessons learned from characters, & a farewell to a series that wasn't 'just a show.'
- [Unintentionally Hilarious Moments in Hair Metal Video History](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/unintentionally-hilarious-moments-in-hair-metal-video-history/) - I make no bones about the fact that I love the hair bands of the '80s. Yes, I know it's cheesy and "uncool" to claim allegiance to the memory of a time when dudes used more Aqua Net in a five-year span than I will use in a lifetime. Although I still find myself rokken
- [Review: Marilyn Manson - WE ARE CHAOS](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/review-marilyn-manson-we-are-chaos/) - On WE ARE CHAOS, Marilyn Manson's best album to-date, the God of Fuck delivers a pitch-perfect, choose-your-own adventure for The QuaranTimes.
- [Beauty in Garbage](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/beauty-in-garbage/) - A morning walk to Wawa inspires a poem about finding hope in sidewalk trash. Think Charles Bukowski meets Henry David Thoreau. You're welcome.
- [A Letter to 11-Year-Old Me](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/a-letter-to-11-year-old-me/) - Dear 11-year-old me: You're not gonna believe this shit, but this is Future You writing from 2020. Crazy, right? Here's a heads-up of what to expect & to be grateful for along the way.
- [2am Thoughts: Lawful, Neutral, & Chaotic Wizards as Role Models](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/2am-thoughts-lawful-neutral-chaotic-wizards-as-role-models/) - When you can't fall asleep, sometimes your thoughts drift to wondering which Lawful, Neutral, or Chaotic Good wizards is most worthy of being a role model.
- [The Death Box: A Non-Existent Product You'll Love!](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-death-box-a-non-existent-product-youll-love/) - Forget about putting the 'fun' in 'funeral,' the Death Box is a practical way to prep for your grand send off. Learn how this morbid little idea got started!
- [Shuffled Thoughts From the Playlist](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/shuffled-thoughts-from-the-playlist/) - Sometimes, a song you hear at random triggers an avalanche of thoughts. Some funny, some with a walk down memory lane. What does your shuffled playlist say?
- [Why I'd Rather Be Dutch Ovened By Ernest Borgnine Than Morrissey](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/why-id-rather-be-dutch-ovened-by-ernest-borgnine-than-morrissey/) - No one wants to be Dutch Ovened, but if I had to choose between either Ernest Borgnine or Morrissey, I'd prefer Borgnine's farts. Hands down. Here's why.
- [The Great Video Controversy: VH1 Denies Type O Negative](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-great-video-controversy-vh1-denies-type-o-negative/) - VH1 Classic deliberately disregarded the fans' choice of Type O Negative in a viewer poll, awarding Bon Jovi the top spot on its America's Hard 100 Countdown.
- [SEPTA Tales: The Unsung Hero of the 66](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/septa-tales-the-unsung-hero-of-the-66/) - There is nothing more rude than a person who takes up two seats on a crowded bus. Except for maybe a person who sits right in the middle of two seats.
- [Captain Marvel: Meh or Marvelous?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/captain-marvel-meh-or-marvelous/) - Captain Marvel is a middle-of-the-pack Marvel movie that provides the connective tissue to Avengers: Endgame. You have to REALLY be reaching to be offended or think, 'EHRMAGERD! Snowflakes are r00ning muh comix!' Rather, it has fun spots & some downsides, to be expected. Read more.
- [Riding SEPTA with Kid n’ Play … And a Walk Down Memory Lane](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/riding-septa-with-kid-n’-play-…-and-a-walk-down-memory-lane/) - Sometimes, riding public transportation can yield awesomely surreal moments reminiscent of great '90s hip hop film classics.
- [2am Thoughts: Keep Pa Beautiful?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/2am-thoughts-keep-pa-beautiful/) - Remembering a lawless time when there were no standardized state abbreviations, field trips as a source of free child labor, and keeping "Pa" pretty.
- [Iron Man 2: Not Bad, But a Marvel Magagabag](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/iron-man-2-reviewed/) - Not as good as its predecessor, Iron Man 2 was still thoroughly entertaining despite suffering from magagabag syndrome. Read on for a detailed review.
- [Review: The Good, The Bad and the… Watchmen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/review-the-good-the-bad-and-the…-watchmen/) - Did the film adaptation of Watchmen live up to Alan Moore's iconic graphic novel? Find out.
- [Batman v. Superman: Not Super, But Not "Bat," Either](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/batman-v-superman-not-super-but-not-bat-either/) - I came to the theatre an optimist... and left a nihilist. From poor pacing to table read-style acting, 'Batman v. Superman' wasn't bad. It was just 'okay.'
- [Why Batgirl Is Still a Strong Female Character in 'The Killing Joke'](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/why-batgirl-is-still-a-strong-female-character-in-the-killing-joke/) - You can't put Baby in a corner & you can't stuff Batgirl in a refrigerator: why Batgirl wasn't a female stereotype, but a human with a normal emotional response.
- [Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Tackles PTSD](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/unbreakable-kimmy-schmidt-tackles-ptsd/) - Sitcom 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' took on PTSD in a lighthearted way without making light of the disorder, showing how comedy can create meaningful conversation around complex social issues.
- [Glass: That Ending & Symbolism in the 'Unbreakable' Trilogy](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/glass-that-ending-symbolism-in-the-unbreakable-trilogy/) - The film 'Glass' poses the question: What if superheroes were real? How would we treat them? Read on to explore the symbolism & themes in the film.
- [So You Want To Be a Rock Music Journalist?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/so-you-want-to-be-a-rock-music-journalist/) - Once upon a time, I used to be a music journalist. While I never lost my puppy-like enthusiasm for writing in general, my fervor for writing about music fizzled. Oddly enough, this was the thing that brought me to the dance. Picture it: Late December back in '63... Scratch that. It was late December 2006, four
- [Enter the Apocalypse: Choose Your Own Apocalypse](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/enter-the-apocalypse-choose-your-own-apocalypse/) - Author Katrina Nicholson offers a handy guide to various apocalypses, citing the pros & cons of zombies, nuclear war, and other whoopsies.
- [What It's Really Like to Ride SEPTA's El - No. Seriously.](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/what-its-really-like-to-ride-septas-el-no-seriously/) - It's not about graffiti vs gentrification or people who smell like they've marinated in their own pee. SEPTA shows Philly and her people at their best & worst.
- [5 Songs That Prove Bob Seger Sings the Music of Regret](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/5-songs-that-prove-bob-seger-sings-the-music-of-regret/) - Some artists are known for common themes in their work: Degas painted ballerinas. Thomas Hardy colored his work with broad strokes of fatalism. And Bob Seger sings about regret. No matter what you regret in life, Bob Seger's got a song about it. Bummed about a one-night stand? Reflecting on your youth and how you
- [It's Not Sexism. Your Gender-Swapped Remake Just Sucks.](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/its-not-sexism-your-gender-swapped-remake-just-sucks/) - When not even four of Hollywood's funniest females can rescue your reboot from bad writing and lack of imagination, it's not sexist. It's just bad movie-making.
- [The Contagion of Being Rude](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-contagion-of-being-rude/) - Kindness is contagious. Unfortunately, so is being rude. This sentiment is furthr magnified in the microcosm known as public transportation.
- [5 Characters In Search of a Way Out of The Friend Zone](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/5-characters-in-search-of-a-way-out-of-the-friend-zone/) - Think you've got it bad? Learn how to cope (or not) with the likes of Ser Jorah Mormont, Severus Snape, Julia Hoffman & others banished to the Friend Zone.
- [Sympathy for Cersei: Why Game of Thrones' Bad Bitch Ain't So Bad](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/sympathy-for-cersei-why-game-of-thrones-bad-bitch-aint-so-bad/) - Don't call it a comeback. Enduring loss, abuse, and more to bounce back in style; aside from being an incestuous murderer, Cersei Lannister is admirable AF.
- [A Love Letter to Ramsay Bolton: Game of Thrones' Snow Bunny](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/ramsay-bolton-game-of-thrones-sweetest-snow-bunny/) - Beloved characters die awful deaths on Game of Thrones, so here's a love letter to Ramsay Bolton. Because we wouldn't want anything bad to happen to him, right?
- [Star Wars' Kylo Ren: Symbol of the Entitlement Generation](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/star-wars-kylo-ren-symbol-of-the-entitlement-generation/) - Kylo Ren. Ben Solo. Darth Bitch Boy. Whatever you call him, the main antagonist of the new Star Wars trilogy is a metaphor for the entitlement generation.
- [The Gross Misuse of the Word "Exciting" Must Stop](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-gross-misuse-of-the-word-exciting-must-stop/) - When did we all turn into Jessie Spano hopped up on amphetamines and claim to be so excited about things that, at best, would merit a mere shrug?
- [Cheez Doodles: The Legend of the Swiss Cheese Pervert](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/cheez-doodles-the-legend-of-the-craigslist-cheese-fetish/) - Updated June 2014: This blog post was originally published on March 25, 2009 -- five years before Philadelphia's Swiss Cheese Pervert escalated his activities and began driving around the region, flashing his cold cuts and asking unsuspecting women if they wouldn't mind watching him get his rocks off while he diddled himself with dairy. The Swiss Cheese Pervert
- [I hate you, FreeCreditReport.com Guy. I really hate you.](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/i-hate-you-freecreditreport-com-guy-i-really-hate-you/) - I hate the FreeCreditReport commercials with a fury only be matched by a Quentin Tarantino heroine on a mission of revenge. Here's why.
- [Kotex U: A Party in Your Pants](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/kotex-u-a-party-in-your-pants/) - Why see red during that time of the month?! Kotex U lends a splash of neon color and a wallop of fun to monthly menstrual cycles.
- [Justice for Doom: Will Filmdom Ever Get This Comic Book Villain Right?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/justice-for-doom-will-filmdom-ever-get-this-comic-book-villain-right/) - Victor Von Doom always gets the shit end of the stick. Especially when it comes to the way he's portrayed on film. Doctor Doom is arguably one of the most multi-faceted villains in all of comics. As originally conceived by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Doctor Doom had an air of mystery, tragedy, and nobility.
- [Norman Fellation](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/norman-fellation/) - Three's Company's Norman Fell mastered the art of breaking the Fourth Wall with hilarious reaction shots. We can all use a little Norman Fell in our lives.
- [The Terrible Tampon Tirade](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-terrible-tampon-tirade/) - Did you ever have your boyfriend mine the bathroom garbage can for your tampons? Probably not. Wanna find out what that's like? Of course you do!
- [An open letter to Marvel / Incredible Hulk Movie Review](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/an-open-letter-to-marvel-incredible-hulk-movie-review/) - Dear Marvel, You are no longer allowed to make movies of any of the following properties ever, EVER again unless I have approved your script. (Read full review)
- [R.I.P. “Night Court” at 7AM on TV Land](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/r-i-p-“night-court”-at-7am-on-tv-land/) - Damn you, TV Land. Damn you to hell for moving Night Court from its 7AM slot to 8AM when I’m already on the bus and on my way into work.
- [Junk Mail: The Penis Picture Epidemic](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/junk-mail-the-penis-picture-epidemic/) - Nearly every female I know has had at least one guy send them unsolicited pictures of their wang. Let's address the problem of 'junk mail' in the ol' in(box).
- [Censoring Zack and Miri… plus Fake Porno Parody Titles 2 – The TV Edition!](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/censoring-zack-and-miri…-plus-fake-porno-parody-titles-2-–-the-tv-edition/) - George Carlin isn’t cold in the ground and we’re already adding new words to the list of things you can’t say on television. This must be stopped.
- [Centaurs: Hot or Not? Yay or Neigh?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/centaurs-hot-or-not-yay-or-neigh/) - Outside of Greek mythology, one doesn’t encounter centaurs hoofing it around the supermarket or at the 7-11 to merit a good session of centaur ogling.
- [We’re Not Gonna Take It: Concert Etiquette 101](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/we’re-not-gonna-take-it-concert-etiquette-101/) - Doesn't anyone know how to act at concerts anymore? From rude douchebags to chicks who insist upon sitting on dude's shoulders, some behaviors must stop.
- [Fart the Herald Angels Sing: A Christmas Shopping Story](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/fart-the-herald-angels-sing-a-christmas-shopping-story/) - If the endless onslaught of Christmas music doesn’t make you want to take a blowtorch to Frosty, the nightmare of Christmas shopping will.
- [Awards Shows Explained](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/awards-shows-explained/) - Awards shows feel like a glorified prom on a much larger level, for people we don't even know. So, why do we tune in?
- [Am I Not Merciful!?: Joaquin Phoenix’s Kaufman/Clifton Connection](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/am-i-not-merciful-joaquin-phoenix’s-kaufmanclifton-connection/) - Joaquin Phoenix's latest metamorphosis is eerily reminiscent of Andy Kaufman's Tony Clifton. Is Phoenix pulling the greatest Hollywood prank of all time?
- [John and Kate Fuel My Hate](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/john-and-kate-fuel-my-hate/) - I’ve been sick of John, Kate, and their unwieldy horde for awhile now. Mind you, I’ve never seen an entire episode of the show, but that's enough for me.
- [The Trials of 29](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-trials-of-29/) - It’s been months since I’ve turned 30 and no magical Maturity Fairy has descended to drop some serious wisdom on my ass. Reflections on the year that was 29.
- [Don’t Hate Tiger Woods the Player… Hate His Commercial](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/don’t-hate-tiger-woods-the-player…-hate-his-commercial/) - For all the negative press Tiger Woods has gotten, his game is still ace. He may have given new meaning to '18 holes,' but that's not my gripe with the guy.
- [An Open Letter to Sir Anthony Hopkins](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/an-open-letter-to-sir-anthony-hopkins/) - Sir Anthony Hopkins was one of my favorite actors. Yet, the dude hit a rough patch there that made me question his film choices. Please get back on track, Tony.
- [Bears Are Assholes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/bears-are-assholes/) - Bears are assholes. Need proof? Take a look at asshole bears in pop culture and in the wild. Seriously, dude. Assholes on four legs.
- [Celebrity Food Oddities](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/celebrity-food-oddities/) - Weirdness and celebrities go hand in hand. Which is why it seems even weirder when you slap a celeb’s picture on the packaging of edible goods.
- [The End is Nigh: Justin M. Bieber, Attorney at Law](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-end-is-nigh-justin-m-bieber-attorney-at-law/) - Welcome to Philly! Not just the City of Brotherly Love, we also play host to attorneys who share names with pop stars and advertise on public transportation!
- [Closing Philly's "Borders": Tales From a Disgruntled Reader](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/closing-phillys-borders-tales-from-a-disgruntled-reader/) - As a book lover, I'm going to miss Philly's Border's store downtown - a chain store that still managed to have an indie atmosphere, quirky staff, and good food.
- [Havin' a Hot Dog at Thug's Mansion: Memories of Dad](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/havin-a-hot-dog-at-thugs-mansion-memories-of-dad/) - My father lived a colorful life, playing music in the studio and on the road. Long after he retired from that life, he made life colorful and fun at home.
- [Happy Birthday, Mom ... from The Coozi Fan Club](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/happy-birthday-mom-from-the-coozi-fan-club/) - Everyone says they have the best Mom in the world. I really did: Funny, filthy, fierce and a true lady, read more about my Mama and what she meant to me.
- [Take This Bird and Stuff It: A Cynic's Guide to Thanksgiving](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/take-this-bird-and-stuff-it-a-cynics-guide-to-thanksgiving/) - Thanksgiving isn't about gratitude. It's about hours of effort on a dinner that takes more time to make than it does to eat. Let's look at that menu!
- [Do You Remember Rock n' Roll Radio? Probably Not.](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/do-you-remember-rock-n-roll-radio-probably-not/) - In 2011, Philadelphia lost one of its last remaining rock stations. So, what's the future for rock n' roll radio across the country... If any?
- [Not-So-Great Moments In '80s Music Video Fashion History](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/not-so-great-moments-in-80s-music-video-fashion-history/) - While many rockers committed many a fashion faux pas in the '80s, some were worse than others. I'm looking at you, John Waite, Gene Simmons, & Alphaville dude.
- [Songs You Never Realized Just What They Were REALLY About](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/songs-you-never-realized-just-what-they-were-really-about/) - Sure, they're catchy, but have you ever listened to the lyrics behind Flowers On the Wall, Born in the USA, & 99 Luftballoons? They're darker than you think.
- [Three's A Crowd, Especially On YouTube](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/threes-a-crowd-especially-on-youtube/) - Assessing the hilarity, bravado, and utter awkwardness of the idiot who unwittingly posted a video of himself proposing a threesome to his fiancee's best friend.
- [What's Shakin', Bacon Sundae?](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/whats-shakin-bacon-sundae/) - Bacon has now infiltrated the realm of deserts... and it's delicious. A review of Burger King's surprisingly gourmet bacon sundae.
- [In Defense of Seth MacFarlane: Oscar Host](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/in-defense-of-seth-macfarlane-oscar-host/) - It seems as if critics just had already made up their minds beforehand that they would attempt to rip Seth MacFarlane's Oscar hosting duties to shreds.
- [Perverted Pop Songs with Double-Standards](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/perverted-pop-songs-with-double-standards/) - When sung by guys with a clean-cut image, songs with questionable lyrical messages don't merit even a blip on the Creepy McCreeperton radar.
- [Wrestlemania XXX: An End to The Streak & Childhood](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/wrestlemania-xxx-an-end-to-the-streak-childhood/) - As The Undertaker's fabled Wrestlemania streak came to an end, so did a piece of many wrestling fans' childhoods... It's still real to me, damnit!
- [5 Unorthodox Life Lessons From Dad](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/5-unorthodox-life-lessons-from-dad/) - I was lucky enough to have had a cool dad. A really cool dad. The kind of dad who would help you smuggle contraband rock albums into the house and help you hide them from Mom. The kind of dad who knew you couldn't afford action figures, so he'd make awesome, handmade paper dolls of
- [The Politics & Pressure of Prom](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/the-politics-pressure-of-prom/) - From promposals & rejection stories reminiscent of "Carrie," the importance of prom has gotten way out of hand. Get a grip, people! It's just a fucking dance!

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- [poop: the great equalizer](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/poop-the-great-equalizer/)
- [turds](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/turds/)
- [brother theodore](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/brother-theodore/)
- [christopher lee](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/christopher-lee/)
- [dee snider](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dee-snider/)
- [devil's rejects](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/devils-rejects/)
- [exorcist 3](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/exorcist-3/)
- [exorcist iii](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/exorcist-iii/)
- [george c scott](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/george-c-scott/)
- [john carradine](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/john-carradine/)
- [julian beck](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/julian-beck/)
- [kane](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kane/)
- [kathy bates](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kathy-bates/)
- [masque of the red death](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/masque-of-the-red-death/)
- [misery](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/misery/)
- [nai bonet](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/nai-bonet/)
- [nocturna](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/nocturna/)
- [nudist colony of the dead](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/nudist-colony-of-the-dead/)
- [poltergeist 2](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/poltergeist-2/)
- [rawhead rex](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rawhead-rex/)
- [rob zombie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rob-zombie/)
- [strangeland](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/strangeland/)
- [strangeland 2: disciple](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/strangeland-2-disciple/)
- [sunset blvd.](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/sunset-blvd/)
- [the devil's rejects](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-devils-rejects/)
- [the sentinel](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-sentinel/)
- [vincent price](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vincent-price/)
- [whatever happened to baby jane](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/whatever-happened-to-baby-jane/)
- [wicker man](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wicker-man/)
- [yvonne de carlo](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/yvonne-de-carlo/)
- [29](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/29/)
- [29 sucks](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/29-sucks/)
- [30](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/30/)
- [self destruction](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/self-destruction/)
- [trials of 29](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/trials-of-29/)
- [history channel](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/history-channel/)
- [john and kate](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/john-and-kate/)
- [john and kate plus 8](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/john-and-kate-plus-8/)
- [john gosselin](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/john-gosselin/)
- [kate gosselin](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kate-gosselin/)
- [television](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/television/)
- [the learning channel](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-learning-channel/)
- [tlc](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tlc/)
- [public transportation bitchiness](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/public-transportation-bitchiness/)
- [conjugal visit polaroids](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/conjugal-visit-polaroids/)
- [fashion](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/fashion/)
- [philly](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/philly/)
- [philly fashion](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/philly-fashion/)
- [prison polaroids](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/prison-polaroids/)
- [SEPTA](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/septa-2/)
- [cheese dick](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/cheese-dick/)
- [cheese fetish](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/cheese-fetish/)
- [craigslist](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/craigslist/)
- [craigslist hilarity](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/craigslist-hilarity/)
- [weird fetishes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/weird-fetishes/)
- [bell biv devoe](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bell-biv-devoe/)
- [billy idol](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/billy-idol/)
- [britney spears](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/britney-spears/)
- [david bowie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/david-bowie/)
- [morrissey](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/morrissey/)
- [motley crue](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/motley-crue/)
- [mr brightside](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mr-brightside/)
- [rolling stones](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rolling-stones/)
- [shuffled playlists](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/shuffled-playlists/)
- [the killers](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-killers/)
- [the smiths](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-smiths/)
- [ziggy stardust](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ziggy-stardust/)
- [alan moore](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/alan-moore/)
- [comic books](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/comic-books/)
- [dr manhattan's penis](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dr-manhattans-penis/)
- [graphic novels](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/graphic-novels/)
- [jeffrey dean morgan](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/jeffrey-dean-morgan/)
- [reviews](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/reviews/)
- [watchmen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/watchmen/)
- [andy kaufman](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/andy-kaufman/)
- [joaquin phoenix](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/joaquin-phoenix/)
- [tony clifton](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tony-clifton/)
- [awards show](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/awards-show/)
- [dark knight](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dark-knight/)
- [golden globes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/golden-globes/)
- [heath ledger](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/heath-ledger/)
- [joker](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/joker/)
- [the wrestler](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-wrestler/)
- [farts](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/farts/)
- [shopping](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/shopping/)
- [concerts](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/concerts/)
- [douchebags](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/douchebags/)
- [rock](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rock/)
- [centaurs](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/centaurs/)
- [old spice](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/old-spice/)
- [censorship](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/censorship/)
- [zack and miri](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/zack-and-miri/)
- [penis pictures](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/penis-pictures/)
- [humor](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/humor/)
- [mash](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mash/)
- [night court](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/night-court/)
- [tv land](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tv-land/)
- [bus](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bus/)
- [house party](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/house-party/)
- [kid n play](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kid-n-play/)
- [tampons](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tampons/)
- [tampon ghost](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tampon-ghost/)
- [norman fell](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/norman-fell/)
- [norman fellation](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/norman-fellation/)
- [kotex](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kotex/)
- [kotex u](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kotex-u/)
- [sanitary napkins](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/sanitary-napkins/)
- [period](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/period/)
- [menstruation](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/menstruation/)
- [marketing](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/marketing/)
- [celebrity food](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/celebrity-food/)
- [bret hart](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bret-hart/)
- [bret the hitman hart](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bret-the-hitman-hart/)
- [willie nelson](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/willie-nelson/)
- [mayberry](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mayberry/)
- [andy griffith](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/andy-griffith/)
- [opie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/opie/)
- [aunt bea](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/aunt-bea/)
- [andy griffith show](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/andy-griffith-show/)
- [celebrity cereal](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/celebrity-cereal/)
- [jeopardy](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/jeopardy/)
- [watson](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/watson/)
- [ken jennings](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ken-jennings/)
- [brad rutter](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/brad-rutter/)
- [charlie sheen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/charlie-sheen/)
- [poison](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/poison/)
- [borders](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/borders/)
- [borders closing](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/borders-closing/)
- [books](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/books/)
- [book stores](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/book-stores/)
- [random conversation](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/random-conversation/)
- [cool people](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/cool-people/)
- [pretend boyfriend](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/pretend-boyfriend/)
- [damon salvatore](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/damon-salvatore/)
- [ian somerhalder](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ian-somerhalder/)
- [the vampire diaries](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-vampire-diaries/)
- [vampire diaries](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vampire-diaries/)
- [supernatural](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/supernatural/)
- [smallville](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/smallville/)
- [being human](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/being-human/)
- [doomsday](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/doomsday/)
- [davis bloome](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/davis-bloome/)
- [sam witwer](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/sam-witwer/)
- [dean winchester](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dean-winchester/)
- [crazy chicks](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/crazy-chicks/)
- [high school drama](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/high-school-drama/)
- [middle school drama](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/middle-school-drama/)
- [angelina jolie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/angelina-jolie/)
- [salt](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/salt/)
- [anthony weiner](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/anthony-weiner/)
- [diogenes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/diogenes/)
- [south park](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/south-park/)
- [nikki sixx](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/nikki-sixx/)
- [stan marsh](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/stan-marsh/)
- [79 sparrows](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/79-sparrows/)
- [brain fartings](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/brain-fartings/)
- [random rants](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/random-rants/)
- [philosophy](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/philosophy/)
- [internet](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/internet/)
- [facebook](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/facebook/)
- [twitter](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/twitter/)
- [internet detox](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/internet-detox/)
- [online detox](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/online-detox/)
- [news personalities](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/news-personalities/)
- [journalism](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/journalism/)
- [dad](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dad/)
- [donald cooper](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/donald-cooper/)
- [don cooper](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/don-cooper/)
- [ali baba and the four thieves](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ali-baba-and-the-four-thieves/)
- [swan records](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/swan-records/)
- [danny & joey](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/danny-joey/)
- [tupac](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tupac/)
- [pennywise](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/pennywise/)
- [stephen king](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/stephen-king/)
- [it](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/it/)
- [darth vader](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/darth-vader/)
- [father's day](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/fathers-day/)
- [the living years](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-living-years/)
- [mike and the mechanics](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mike-and-the-mechanics/)
- [thugs mansion](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/thugs-mansion/)
- [night ranger](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/night-ranger/)
- [bobby brown](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bobby-brown/)
- [workouts](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/workouts/)
- [planet fitness](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/planet-fitness/)
- [douchebag cyclists](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/douchebag-cyclists/)
- [gym douches](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/gym-douches/)
- [metallica](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/metallica/)
- [kiss](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kiss/)
- [marilyn manson](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/marilyn-manson/)
- [ac/dc](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/acdc/)
- [van halen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/van-halen/)
- [acceptable workout music](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/acceptable-workout-music/)
- [workout music](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/workout-music/)
- [snape](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/snape/)
- [severus snape](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/severus-snape/)
- [harry potter](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/harry-potter/)
- [harry potter and the deathly hallows](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows/)
- [harry potter and the deathly hallows pt. 2](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows-pt-2/)
- [hp7](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/hp7/)
- [voldemort](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/voldemort/)
- [mom](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mom/)
- [bathroom](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bathroom/)
- [mtv cribs for poor people](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mtv-cribs-for-poor-people/)
- [ugly bathrooms](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ugly-bathrooms/)
- [mr. furley](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mr-furley/)
- [three's company](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/threes-company/)
- [kate plus 8](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kate-plus-8/)
- [l.a. ink](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/l-a-ink/)
- [kat von d](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kat-von-d/)
- [hannah aitchison](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/hannah-aitchison/)
- [corey miller](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/corey-miller/)
- [english craig jackman](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/english-craig-jackman/)
- [kim saigh](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kim-saigh/)
- [reality television](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/reality-television/)
- [ami james](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ami-james/)
- [new york ink](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/new-york-ink/)
- [tattoos](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tattoos/)
- [tattoo artists](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tattoo-artists/)
- [chris garver](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/chris-garver/)
- [miami ink](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/miami-ink/)
- [94.1 wysp](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/94-1-wysp/)
- [wysp](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wysp/)
- [610 wip](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/610-wip/)
- [radio sucks](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/radio-sucks/)
- [local radio](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/local-radio/)
- [thanksgiving](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/thanksgiving/)
- [turkey sucks](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/turkey-sucks/)
- [i hate turkey](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/i-hate-turkey/)
- [a cynic's guide to thanksgiving](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/a-cynics-guide-to-thanksgiving/)
- [holiday hell](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/holiday-hell/)
- [unintentional hilarity](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/unintentional-hilarity/)
- ['80s metal](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/80s-metal/)
- [pop metal](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/pop-metal/)
- [hair metal](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/hair-metal/)
- [whitesnake](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/whitesnake/)
- [david coverdale](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/david-coverdale/)
- [bret michaels](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bret-michaels/)
- [bobby dall](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bobby-dall/)
- [jani lane](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/jani-lane/)
- [warrant](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/warrant/)
- [cherry pie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/cherry-pie/)
- [the shocker](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-shocker/)
- [every rose as it's thorn](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/every-rose-as-its-thorn/)
- [here i go again on my own](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/here-i-go-again-on-my-own/)
- [Rudy Sarzo](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rudy-sarzo/)
- [rock music](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rock-music/)
- [heavy metal](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/heavy-metal/)
- [music critic](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/music-critic/)
- [music criticism](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/music-criticism/)
- [rock journalism](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rock-journalism/)
- [music journalism](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/music-journalism/)
- [writing](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/writing/)
- [bands](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bands/)
- [career](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/career/)
- [delightfully dysfunctional](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/delightfully-dysfunctional/)
- [dysfunctional family christmas](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dysfunctional-family-christmas/)
- [christmas booze](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/christmas-booze/)
- [rock n rye](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rock-n-rye/)
- [rock and rye](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rock-and-rye/)
- [christmas fights](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/christmas-fights/)
- [holiday fights](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/holiday-fights/)
- [objects i have been hit in the head with](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/objects-i-have-been-hit-in-the-head-with/)
- [kruschev](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kruschev/)
- [vintage 70s boots](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vintage-70s-boots/)
- [winter](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/winter/)
- [childhood memories](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/childhood-memories/)
- [door off its hinges](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/door-off-its-hinges/)
- [tattoo](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tattoo/)
- [eddie van halen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/eddie-van-halen/)
- [david lee roth](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/david-lee-roth/)
- [wolfgang van halen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wolfgang-van-halen/)
- [alex van halen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/alex-van-halen/)
- [rock reunions](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rock-reunions/)
- [bad music videos](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bad-music-videos/)
- [baseball bat](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/baseball-bat/)
- [bombat](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bombat/)
- [boring friends](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/boring-friends/)
- [little league](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/little-league/)
- [bacon sundae](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bacon-sundae/)
- [burger king](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/burger-king/)
- [burger king bacon sundae](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/burger-king-bacon-sundae/)
- [80s fashion](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/80s-fashion/)
- [80s](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/80s/)
- [80s rock](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/80s-rock/)
- [gene simmons](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/gene-simmons/)
- [paul stanley](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/paul-stanley/)
- [alphaville](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/alphaville/)
- [marian gold](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/marian-gold/)
- [statement jewelry](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/statement-jewelry/)
- [neon](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/neon/)
- [sequins](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/sequins/)
- [fringe](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/fringe/)
- [big in japan](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/big-in-japan/)
- [tears are falling](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tears-are-falling/)
- [john waite](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/john-waite/)
- [tears](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tears/)
- [mom jeans](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mom-jeans/)
- [ugly pants](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ugly-pants/)
- [ugly blouses](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ugly-blouses/)
- [song lyrics](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/song-lyrics/)
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- [bruce springsteen](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bruce-springsteen/)
- [the boss](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-boss/)
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- [misinterpreted songs](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/misinterpreted-songs/)
- [flowers on the wall](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/flowers-on-the-wall/)
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- [nuclear holocaust](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/nuclear-holocaust/)
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- [vh1](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vh1/)
- [type o negative](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/type-o-negative/)
- [vh1 classic](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vh1-classic/)
- [vh1 hard 100](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vh1-hard-100/)
- [national metal day](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/national-metal-day/)
- [living on a prayer](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/living-on-a-prayer/)
- [black no. 1](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/black-no-1/)
- [youtube threeway guy](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/youtube-threeway-guy/)
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- [stupidity](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/stupidity/)
- [seth macfarlane](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/seth-macfarlane/)
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- [dave matthews band](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dave-matthews-band/)
- [crash into me](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/crash-into-me/)
- [musical double standards](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/musical-double-standards/)
- [enrique iglesias escape](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/enrique-iglesias-escape/)
- [clay aiken invisible](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/clay-aiken-invisible/)
- [the undertaker](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-undertaker/)
- [undertaker](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/undertaker/)
- [undertaker's wrestlemania streak](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/undertakers-wrestlemania-streak/)
- [wrestlemania xxx](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wrestlemania-xxx/)
- [undertaker loses to brock lesnar](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/undertaker-loses-to-brock-lesnar/)
- [wwe](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wwe/)
- [wrestlmania](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wrestlmania/)
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- [promposals](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/promposals/)
- [prom spending](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/prom-spending/)
- [teenage angst](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/teenage-angst/)
- [wedding spending](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wedding-spending/)
- [it's just a fucking danc](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/its-just-a-fucking-danc/)
- [prom rejections](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/prom-rejections/)
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- [happy father's day](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/happy-fathers-day/)
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- [unorthodox life lessons from dad](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/unorthodox-life-lessons-from-dad/)
- [funny life lessons from dad](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/funny-life-lessons-from-dad/)
- [doctor doom](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/doctor-doom/)
- [fantastic four](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/fantastic-four/)
- [bitchiness](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bitchiness/)
- [booze](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/booze/)
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- [philadelphia](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/philadelphia/)
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- [superman](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/superman/)
- [batman](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/batman/)
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- [game of thrones](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/game-of-thrones/)
- [ramsay bolton](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ramsay-bolton/)
- [batgirl](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/batgirl/)
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- [batman the killing joke](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/batman-the-killing-joke/)
- [the joker](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-joker/)
- [ghostbusters](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ghostbusters/)
- [film](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/film/)
- [gender](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/gender/)
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- [bruce willis](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bruce-willis/)
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- [kimmy schmidt](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kimmy-schmidt/)
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- [captain marvel](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/captain-marvel/)
- [avengers](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/avengers/)
- [marvel movies](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/marvel-movies/)
- [Captain marvel movie review](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/captain-marvel-movie-review/)
- [the dirt](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-dirt/)
- [netflix](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/netflix/)
- [mick mars](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mick-mars/)
- [tommy lee](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tommy-lee/)
- [vince neil](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vince-neil/)
- [the dirt movie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-dirt-movie/)
- [motley crue movie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/motley-crue-movie/)
- [netflix motley crue movie](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/netflix-motley-crue-movie/)
- [the dirt movie review](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-dirt-movie-review/)
- [a walking tour of my neuroses](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/a-walking-tour-of-my-neuroses/)
- [neuroses](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/neuroses/)
- [paranoia](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/paranoia/)
- [worrying about death](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/worrying-about-death/)
- [worrying about forgetting](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/worrying-about-forgetting/)
- [anxiety](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/anxiety/)
- [ibs](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ibs/)
- [personal hygiene neuroses](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/personal-hygiene-neuroses/)
- [picking my lip](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/picking-my-lip/)
- [removing clothing tags](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/removing-clothing-tags/)
- [everyone is struggling](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/everyone-is-struggling/)
- [everyone is struggling to poop](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/everyone-is-struggling-to-poop/)
- [struggling to poop](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/struggling-to-poop/)
- [shit sisterhood](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/shit-sisterhood/)
- [pooping in public places](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/pooping-in-public-places/)
- [2am thoughts](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/2am-thoughts/)
- [keep pa beautiful](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/keep-pa-beautiful/)
- [standard state abbreviations](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/standard-state-abbreviations/)
- [school field trips](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/school-field-trips/)
- [septa tales](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/septa-tales/)
- [crowded bus](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/crowded-bus/)
- [public transportation etiquette](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/public-transportation-etiquette/)
- [not all heroes wear capes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/not-all-heroes-wear-capes/)
- [ernest borgnine](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ernest-borgnine/)
- [ernest borgnine dutch oven](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ernest-borgnine-dutch-oven/)
- [ethel merman](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/ethel-merman/)
- [farting in bed with the covers over your head](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/farting-in-bed-with-the-covers-over-your-head/)
- [famous vegetarians](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/famous-vegetarians/)
- [famous vegans](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/famous-vegans/)
- [film reviews](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/film-reviews/)
- [movie reviews](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/movie-reviews/)
- [joker review](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/joker-review/)
- [joker joaquin phoenix review](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/joker-joaquin-phoenix-review/)
- [trash day](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/trash-day/)
- [make your own fun](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/make-your-own-fun/)
- [make your own adventure](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/make-your-own-adventure/)
- [live fast eat trash](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/live-fast-eat-trash/)
- [princess leia](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/princess-leia/)
- [leia organa](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/leia-organa/)
- [leia](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/leia/)
- [the rise of skywalker](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-rise-of-skywalker/)
- [rise of skywalker](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rise-of-skywalker/)
- [skywalker tragedy](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/skywalker-tragedy/)
- [inspirational quotes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/inspirational-quotes/)
- [demotivational quotes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/demotivational-quotes/)
- [uninspirational quotes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/uninspirational-quotes/)
- [funny quotes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/funny-quotes/)
- [semi-inspirational quotes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/semi-inspirational-quotes/)
- [bon jovi](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bon-jovi/)
- [bad medicine](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bad-medicine/)
- [listening to the same song on repeat](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/listening-to-the-same-song-on-repeat/)
- [listening to the same song repeatedly](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/listening-to-the-same-song-repeatedly/)
- [insomnia thoughts](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/insomnia-thoughts/)
- [cool wizards](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/cool-wizards/)
- [gandalf](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/gandalf/)
- [radagast the brown](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/radagast-the-brown/)
- [prospero](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/prospero/)
- [dumbledore](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dumbledore/)
- [merlin](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/merlin/)
- [d&d](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dd/)
- [dungeons & dragons](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dungeons-dragons/)
- [a letter to 11 year old me](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/a-letter-to-11-year-old-me/)
- [letter to my younger self](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/letter-to-my-younger-self/)
- [a letter to myself as a kid](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/a-letter-to-myself-as-a-kid/)
- [a letter to a little girl in 1990](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/a-letter-to-a-little-girl-in-1990/)
- [letters to a kid in 1990](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/letters-to-a-kid-in-1990/)
- [explaining the internet to a kid in 1990](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/explaining-the-internet-to-a-kid-in-1990/)
- [explaining smartphones to a kid in 1990](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/explaining-smartphones-to-a-kid-in-1990/)
- [beauty in garbage](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/beauty-in-garbage/)
- [charles bukowski](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/charles-bukowski/)
- [henry david thoreau](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/henry-david-thoreau/)
- [bad poetry](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bad-poetry/)
- [city poet](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/city-poet/)
- [philadelphia poet](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/philadelphia-poet/)
- [poems about poop](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/poems-about-poop/)
- [we are chaos](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/we-are-chaos/)
- [marilyn manson we are chaos review](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/marilyn-manson-we-are-chaos-review/)
- [marilyn manson album review](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/marilyn-manson-album-review/)
- [shooter jennings influence on marilyn manson](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/shooter-jennings-influence-on-marilyn-manson/)
- [david bowie's influence on marilyn manson](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/david-bowies-influence-on-marilyn-manson/)
- [themes in marilyn manson's we are chaos](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/themes-in-marilyn-mansons-we-are-chaos/)
- [themes we are chaos](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/themes-we-are-chaos/)
- [the quarantimes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-quarantimes/)
- [the mind forgets but the body remembers](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-mind-forgets-but-the-body-remembers/)
- [death](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/death/)
- [trauma](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/trauma/)
- [vin diesel](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vin-diesel/)
- [baby shark](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/baby-shark/)
- [2020](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/2020/)
- [feel like I do](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/feel-like-i-do/)
- [vin diesel feel like I do](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vin-diesel-feel-like-i-do/)
- [vin diesel song](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/vin-diesel-song/)
- [i listented to vin diesel's song for an hour](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/i-listented-to-vin-diesels-song-for-an-hour/)
- [i listened to vin diesel's song on repeat](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/i-listened-to-vin-diesels-song-on-repeat/)
- [supernatural series finale](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/supernatural-series-finale/)
- [sam winchester](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/sam-winchester/)
- [castiel](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/castiel/)
- [bobby singer supernatural](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/bobby-singer-supernatural/)
- [thoughts on the last episode of supernatural](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/thoughts-on-the-last-episode-of-supernatural/)
- [last episode of supernatural](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/last-episode-of-supernatural/)
- [final episode of supernatural](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/final-episode-of-supernatural/)
- [lessons learned from supernatural](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/lessons-learned-from-supernatural/)
- [lessons learned from dean winchester](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/lessons-learned-from-dean-winchester/)
- [lessons learned from sam winchester](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/lessons-learned-from-sam-winchester/)
- [wihm](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wihm/)
- [women in horror month](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/women-in-horror-month/)
- [women in horror month guest blog](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/women-in-horror-month-guest-blog/)
- [women in horror month guest post](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/women-in-horror-month-guest-post/)
- [alternative easter](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/alternative-easter/)
- [alternative passover](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/alternative-passover/)
- [scattin sam](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/scattin-sam/)
- [alternative easter legend](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/alternative-easter-legend/)
- [shit in your shoes](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/shit-in-your-shoes/)
- [shit in the shoes of your enemies](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/shit-in-the-shoes-of-your-enemies/)
- [easter legends](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/easter-legends/)
- [passover legends](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/passover-legends/)
- [kolchak the night stalker](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/kolchak-the-night-stalker/)
- [blade runner](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/blade-runner/)
- [sci fi](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/sci-fi/)
- [tv shows](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/tv-shows/)
- [breakfast sandwich showdown](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/breakfast-sandwich-showdown/)
- [wawa](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wawa/)
- [dunkin donuts](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dunkin-donuts/)
- [wawa sandwich](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/wawa-sandwich/)
- [dunkin sandwich](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/dunkin-sandwich/)
- [i listened to chris brown loyal on repeat](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/i-listened-to-chris-brown-loyal-on-repeat/)
- [loyal west coast version chris brown](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/loyal-west-coast-version-chris-brown/)
- [chris brown](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/chris-brown/)
- [lil wayne](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/lil-wayne/)
- [too short](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/too-short/)
- [these hoes ain't loyal](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/these-hoes-aint-loyal/)
- [crappy holidays](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/crappy-holidays/)
- [holiday pressures](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/holiday-pressures/)
- [new year's pressures](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/new-years-pressures/)
- [pandemic christmas](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/pandemic-christmas/)
- [mental health](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/mental-health/)
- [terrible traditions](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/terrible-traditions/)
- [eastern european new year's traditions](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/eastern-european-new-years-traditions/)
- [new year's herring sandwich](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/new-years-herring-sandwich/)
- [herring new year's eve tradition](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/herring-new-years-eve-tradition/)
- [the batman](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/the-batman/)
- [batman watch along](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/batman-watch-along/)
- [batman review](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/batman-review/)
- [batman snark](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/batman-snark/)
- [rolling stone](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/rolling-stone/)
- [taylor hawkins](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/taylor-hawkins/)
- [decline of journalism](https://delightfullydysfunctional.com/tag/decline-of-journalism/)
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