Some of the best advice you’ll ever receive is from people you don’t know. And some of that sage wisdom can be found on a bathroom wall. As a self-proclaimed…
When you’re beaned in the head with a variety of things, you sometimes forget the lengthy list of objects that have made contact with your skull. During my 45 years…
Dear 11-year-old Lana, You’re not gonna believe this shit, but this is Future Lana writing to you from the year 2020. Crazy, right? Speaking of crazy, that word doesn’t even…
Life’s hard. Sometimes you need a bit of inspiration to get you through. I’m not talking about those bullshit inspirational quotes that appear in front of a stock image of…
Some artists are known for common themes in their work: Degas painted ballerinas. Thomas Hardy colored his work with broad strokes of fatalism. And Bob Seger sings about regret. No…
Updated June 2014: This blog post was originally published on March 25, 2009 — five years before Philadelphia’s Swiss Cheese Pervert escalated his activities and began driving around the region, flashing his…
I was lucky enough to have had a cool dad. A really cool dad. The kind of dad who would help you smuggle contraband rock albums into the house and…
Imagine an event so magical and monumental that it involves months of planning and preparation. An event that promises an enchanted evening filled with romance, formal attire, dancing, multiple regrets,…
Death. Taxes. The Undertaker maintaining his fabled winning streak at Wrestlemania.Three things that you assume are inevitable. Yet, on April 6th, 2014, on “The Grandest Stage of Them All,” the…
It’s a tale old as time: Perfect pop princes reap the benefit of hit songs that, upon closer examination, would make you think twice about accepting a drink from them….