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Death. Taxes. The Undertaker maintaining his fabled winning streak at Wrestlemania.Three things that you assume are inevitable. Yet, on April 6th, 2014, on "The Grandest Stage of Them All," the Undertaker's 21-0 streak came to an end with Brock Lesnar putting a blemish on the legend's perfect record. Fans were stunned. Hell, the match's finish was so stunning that it was probably a contributing factor in ...
Lately, I've noticed an unprecedented level of pretentiousness concerning people and their exercise regimens. There are a disturbing amount of people who need a costume to ride a bike. If you're training for the Tour De France, I understand that it may be important to put on your little shorts and bright yellow Under Armour as you veer into traffic with total disregard for the rules ...
Dear Nike, I’ve seen the commercial with Tiger Woods looking all sad-faced and sorry. Since you’re still endorsing him, can you lengthen the five-character limit on your Tiger Woods Nike ID sneakers so that I can fit “I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank & slap you…Hold you down while i choke you & fuck that ass that i own” on my custom shoe? ...
