Some of the best advice you’ll ever receive is from people you don’t know. And some of that sage wisdom can be found on a bathroom wall. As a self-proclaimed…
Laying awake at 2am in the dark, my mind drifted to thoughts of the upcoming Spring holidays, Easter and Passover. Both involve a visitation by a mystical entity: the Easter…
On my way to Wawa this morning, I walked past an empty bottle of Coors and a tied-up bag of dog turds lying next to each other on the sidewalk….
Everyone is struggling with something. Like the woman in the stall next to me, trying to drop a deuce, grunting and trying to make that poo log hit the bowl….
Philadelphia has its share of colorful characters who have a penchant for disturbing, yet hilarious antics. We can proudly lay claim to being the home of the Swiss Cheese Pervert and…
Welcome back for Part 2 of a four-part series on (as the title suggests) “Objects I Have Been Hit In the Head With.” This next object made contact with my…
We all have our Christmas traditions. Not so surprisingly, many of these family traditions — no matter where we come from, our ethnic backgrounds, or how old we may be…
Let’s not sugar coat this or dick around with a flurry of pretty words: I have the world’s worst bathroom. Period. While I love every other room of my awesome, spacious,…
If some of the blogs, websites, and Facebook rantings I’ve seen online this week for Father’s Day are any indicator, a lot of people really don’t like their fathers. Real…
The past few weeks, I’ve been engaging in a bit of internet detox, partly inspired by reading Nikki Sixx’s book, This Is Gonna Hurt; partly inspired by my good friend…