Every December, to the delight of fashionistas, graphic designers, and paint swatch enthusiasts alike, Pantone announces their Color of the Year (COTY). In prior years, we’ve been treated to vibrant…
In my quest to become the fore-least fabricator of filth, I’d previously cataloged my initial foray into writing bad erotic fiction. While these missives from the tawdry trenches expounded on…
At its core, wrestling is a soap opera packed with power struggles, a quest to establish dominance, and the relationships made along the way. As a kid weaned on both…
Spring is in the air — and so is pollen. Between my allergies and chastising myself to fart out at least one blog post per month on a self-imposed deadline,…
Every office or workplace — even NASA — needs a resident comedian to help boost morale and keep the team laughing. Especially on days when you or your coworkers feel…
I keep seeing this Clean Girl aesthetic everywhere online, accompanied by a litany of Clean Girl “rules” to follow. I dunno. It sounds pretty insulting to everyone else. Like you’re…
As a devout fan of the genre, I’ve often found myself defending some of my choices of horror movies. Despite being a “genre of the people,” horror snobs sometimes sneer…
Disclaimer: This blog post was written by a living, breathing writer with years of experience honing their craft. But I’m sure some AI app is going to scrape this blog…
Within the past decade, Hollywood has been whizzing on the viewing public with a steady, pungent, yellow stream of lukewarm remakes. Often dubbed “reboots” or “re-imaginings,” the writers, producers, and…
For several decades, Kotex has been providing me with feminine hygeine products designed to staunch my menstrual flow. Ironically, they’ve also gifted me with steady stream of unintentional comedy through…