Summer is winding to a close. Technically, summer doesn’t officially end until September 21st. Yet, even without Jerry Lewis warbling “You’ll Never Walk Alone” into the late night telethon hours,*…
I’m one of those people. The ones who leave their decorations up past Three Kings Day. I like to keep the spirit of Christmas alive well into January. And while…
Halloween is upon us once again and my viewing season would not be complete without an annual re-watch of the criminally underrated Exorcist III. I’ve come to appreciate the film…
It’s early September and the long, hot days of summer are winding to a close. Halle-fuckin’-lujah! Summer can suck it. Yes. It’s an unpopular opinion. However, for those of us…
In my quest to become the fore-least fabricator of filth, I’d previously cataloged my initial foray into writing bad erotic fiction. While these missives from the tawdry trenches expounded on…
I started working on three blog posts this month. I scrapped two of them because they were basically nothing but pissing and moaning about topics I have no solutions to….
At its core, wrestling is a soap opera packed with power struggles, a quest to establish dominance, and the relationships made along the way. As a kid weaned on both…
Spring is in the air — and so is pollen. Between my allergies and chastising myself to fart out at least one blog post per month on a self-imposed deadline,…
Thirty different ways to talk to you on my phone / / Just as many ways tonight to be alone – lyrics from “I’ll Be In Touch” by Electric Six…
We’re halfway through January, in that liminal space between continuing to go after New Year’s resolutions with the fervor of a horny teen (literally and figuratively) coming across his dad’s…