Summer is winding to a close. Technically, summer doesn’t officially end until September 21st. Yet, even without Jerry Lewis warbling “You’ll Never Walk Alone” into the late night telethon hours,*…
Every picture tells a story — but sometimes you have to imagine it. Right now, spring is in full bloom. And so are heated lovers spats involving Flamin’ Hot Cheetos…
I’ve always had a love of words and genre-based fiction. One genre I haven’t delved into is erotica. In the spirit of experimentation, I’m trying my sticky, cramped-up hand at…
The last two years have been a real pisser, eh? Coming off another hard candy pandemic Christmas, feelings of weariness are mingled with a glimmer of cautious optimism. I’m still…
With the weather getting nicer and being short on ideas, I thought I’d kick it back to the old days of reviewing fast food items — specifically, fast food items…
Philadelphia has its share of colorful characters who have a penchant for disturbing, yet hilarious antics. We can proudly lay claim to being the home of the Swiss Cheese Pervert and…
In the grand tradition of trying unusual fast food menu items on their first day of nationwide release, I hauled it on over to Burger King today to try the…
Thanksgiving used to be a low-maintenance holiday. Now, with everyone in a mad rush to jump into an early grave, Thanksgiving has become the pre-game show to Christmas. Worse yet,…
Weirdness and celebrities go hand in hand. Which is why it seems even weirder when you slap a celeb’s picture on the packaging of edible goods. For some unexplained reason, I happen…
I’ve just downed the KFC Double Down, a sandwich that initially sounded like a joke: Bacon, cheese, and some sort of spicy mayo sauce sandwiched between two pieces of juicy, KFC chicken coated in…