The Death Box: A Non-Existent Product You’ll Love!

I'll be the first to admit that I've got my weird moments. I'll also probably be the last to judge you harshly for your own. Will I laugh? Oh, you betcha... But I won't judge. With that sentiment in mind, I recently read about a product called 21 Grams, a memory box that contains essential elements to remind a person of their deceased loved one. I ...

Don’t Hate Tiger Woods the Player… Hate His Commercial

Dear Nike, I’ve seen the commercial with Tiger Woods looking all sad-faced and sorry. Since you’re still endorsing him, can you lengthen the five-character limit on your Tiger Woods Nike ID sneakers so that I can fit “I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank & slap you…Hold you down while i choke you & fuck that ass that i own” on my custom shoe? ...

Censoring Zack and Miri… plus Fake Porno Parody Titles 2 – The TV Edition!

Well, well, well. Aren’t we quite the puritanical society? Apparently, you can’t say the word “porno” on TV. George Carlin isn’t even cold in the ground yet and we’re already adding new words to the list of things you can’t say on television. Several major markets have refused to air ads for Kevin Smith’s new film due in theatres October 31st, Zack and Miri Make a ...

Porno Parody Title Fun!

Porn! It's all the rage this season!  When the economy is lagging, if there's one thing that serves as a port of comfort, it's the mass-telegraphed act of two or more people (and sometimes animals) bumping uglies on film. Just this past week, the King of Porn (and one of my personal heroes in the realm of free speech), Larry Flynt put out a call on ...

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