Spring is in the air — and so is pollen. Between my allergies and chastising myself to fart out at least one blog post per month on a self-imposed deadline,…
In a 21-month period that’s been a constant stream of anxiety, panic porn, and incessant carrot-dangling with regard to the promise of a return to normalcy, it would seem that…
Just when you think 2020 can’t get any weirder, action star Vin Diesel has released his first musical composition, “Feel Like I Do.” Yes, the big, beefy guy from the…
Filed under – Rejected Collegiate Essay Topics: In 500 words or more, defend your position as to why you would rather be Dutch Ovened by either Ernest Borgnine or Morrissey….
There comes a time in everyone’s life where they find themselves falling for a friend. You think that the bond you share can be escalated to a deeper, more romantic…
Philadelphia has its share of colorful characters who have a penchant for disturbing, yet hilarious antics. We can proudly lay claim to being the home of the Swiss Cheese Pervert and…
Words are my trade, which is why I take particular umbrage when some are abused or thrown about with zero regard. While I firmly believe that anyone who uses the…
Victor Von Doom always gets the shit end of the stick. Especially when it comes to the way he’s portrayed on film. Doctor Doom is arguably one of the most…
Ah! The Internet! Not only has the World Wide Web made this world a little smaller, technology has also presented each of us with many an opportunity to say, “Thank…
President Barack Obama should consider himself fortunate that VH1 did not tabulate the votes on November 6th, 2012. If so, there would have undoubtedly been some ballot box manipulation and…