In my quest to become the fore-least fabricator of filth, I’d previously cataloged my initial foray into writing bad erotic fiction. While these missives from the tawdry trenches expounded on…
Spring is in the air — and so is pollen. Between my allergies and chastising myself to fart out at least one blog post per month on a self-imposed deadline,…
Thirty different ways to talk to you on my phone / / Just as many ways tonight to be alone – lyrics from “I’ll Be In Touch” by Electric Six…
I keep seeing this Clean Girl aesthetic everywhere online, accompanied by a litany of Clean Girl “rules” to follow. I dunno. It sounds pretty insulting to everyone else. Like you’re…
As a devout fan of the genre, I’ve often found myself defending some of my choices of horror movies. Despite being a “genre of the people,” horror snobs sometimes sneer…
Disclaimer: This blog post was written by a living, breathing writer with years of experience honing their craft. But I’m sure some AI app is going to scrape this blog…
With the weather getting nicer and being short on ideas, I thought I’d kick it back to the old days of reviewing fast food items — specifically, fast food items…
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve got my weird moments. I’ll also probably be the last to judge you harshly for your own. Will I laugh? Oh, you…
Imagine an event so magical and monumental that it involves months of planning and preparation. An event that promises an enchanted evening filled with romance, formal attire, dancing, multiple regrets,…
In the grand tradition of trying unusual fast food menu items on their first day of nationwide release, I hauled it on over to Burger King today to try the…