Spring is in the air — and so is pollen. Between my allergies and chastising myself to fart out at least one blog post per month on a self-imposed deadline,…
The past few days following the Christmas holiday have yielded several memorable SEPTA commutes to work. The buses are running on schedule with most of the holiday jumpers who enjoy…
For several decades, Kotex has been providing me with feminine hygeine products designed to staunch my menstrual flow. Ironically, they’ve also gifted me with steady stream of unintentional comedy through…
I’ve just downed the KFC Double Down, a sandwich that initially sounded like a joke: Bacon, cheese, and some sort of spicy mayo sauce sandwiched between two pieces of juicy, KFC chicken coated in…
Dear Nike, I’ve seen the commercial with Tiger Woods looking all sad-faced and sorry. Since you’re still endorsing him, can you lengthen the five-character limit on your Tiger Woods Nike ID…
I didn’t think it was possible, but Madison Avenue has given me someone else to hate even more than the FreeCreditReport.com douchebag. Although my hatred of the “Credit Score Whore,” has…
This weekend, I was kicking back and watching TV with my boyfriend when a commercial featuring a showering centaur shilling for Old Spice popped on the tube. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06TBhGrzyN4] Asking a…
A certain series of commercials have really been chapping my ass as of late. Undoubtedly, you too have probably seen those FreeCreditReport.com commercials, replete with pithy jingles lauding the importance…