It’s early September and the long, hot days of summer are winding to a close. Halle-fuckin’-lujah! Summer can suck it. Yes. It’s an unpopular opinion. However, for those of us…
I started working on three blog posts this month. I scrapped two of them because they were basically nothing but pissing and moaning about topics I have no solutions to….
Spring is in the air — and so is pollen. Between my allergies and chastising myself to fart out at least one blog post per month on a self-imposed deadline,…
Thirty different ways to talk to you on my phone / / Just as many ways tonight to be alone – lyrics from “I’ll Be In Touch” by Electric Six…
We’re halfway through January, in that liminal space between continuing to go after New Year’s resolutions with the fervor of a horny teen (literally and figuratively) coming across his dad’s…
Most fright fiends will happily give you a TED Talk about their favorite classic movie monster or have a Perry Mason-level defense prepared for the cinematic merit of Troma films….
Every picture tells a story — but sometimes you have to imagine it. Right now, spring is in full bloom. And so are heated lovers spats involving Flamin’ Hot Cheetos…
I’ve always had a love of words and genre-based fiction. One genre I haven’t delved into is erotica. In the spirit of experimentation, I’m trying my sticky, cramped-up hand at…
I keep seeing this Clean Girl aesthetic everywhere online, accompanied by a litany of Clean Girl “rules” to follow. I dunno. It sounds pretty insulting to everyone else. Like you’re…
As a devout fan of the genre, I’ve often found myself defending some of my choices of horror movies. Despite being a “genre of the people,” horror snobs sometimes sneer…