Gather ’round, children! It’s time for another heartwarming holiday tale of petty theft, lessons learned, and zero consequences for bad behavior. When I was in 5th and 6th grade, I…
Some of the best advice you’ll ever receive is from people you don’t know. And some of that sage wisdom can be found on a bathroom wall. As a self-proclaimed…
Everyone is struggling with something. Like the woman in the stall next to me, trying to drop a deuce, grunting and trying to make that poo log hit the bowl….
Let’s not sugar coat this or dick around with a flurry of pretty words: I have the world’s worst bathroom. Period. While I love every other room of my awesome, spacious,…
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted about my poop. I was reminded of this watching an episode of House on Monday in which the Patient of the Week was a…
It’s funny the things that go through your head at 4:30 in the morning when you’ve been hit with a round of Atomic Hershey Squirts. It’s even funnier the things…