Centaurs: Hot or Not? Yay or Neigh?

This weekend, I was kicking back and watching TV with my boyfriend when a commercial featuring a showering centaur shilling for Old Spice popped on the tube. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06TBhGrzyN4] Asking a perfectly, normal, rational question, my significant other posed to me a conundrum stemming from the commercial regarding the implications of interspecial attraction and ensuing relations: “Do chicks find centaurs attractive?” I paused to think for a moment. I couldn’t ...

Censoring Zack and Miri… plus Fake Porno Parody Titles 2 – The TV Edition!

Well, well, well. Aren’t we quite the puritanical society? Apparently, you can’t say the word “porno” on TV. George Carlin isn’t even cold in the ground yet and we’re already adding new words to the list of things you can’t say on television. Several major markets have refused to air ads for Kevin Smith’s new film due in theatres October 31st, Zack and Miri Make a ...

Junk Mail: The Penis Picture Epidemic

Members of the male persuasion, I ask you, why do some of you insist upon sending pictures of your penis to unsuspecting women online? Apparently, this epidemic has reached such proportions that even mens’ magazine GQ has taken the time to address that a gentleman should never email a picture of his penis. It’s probably not too far off before Hustler starts admonishing its readers ...

Porno Parody Title Fun!

Porn! It's all the rage this season!  When the economy is lagging, if there's one thing that serves as a port of comfort, it's the mass-telegraphed act of two or more people (and sometimes animals) bumping uglies on film. Just this past week, the King of Porn (and one of my personal heroes in the realm of free speech), Larry Flynt put out a call on ...