The Road Behind: Thoughts on Supernatural’s Final Episode

Warning: This article contains spoilers for the final episode of Supernatural. The first half remains spoiler-free and is a personal essay on the show and its meaning to me. The second half contains spoilers on how the show ended, as well as life lessons viewers can take from the show and its characters. (Don't worry. I'll alert you with glaring red text before the spoilers ...

The Mind Forgets, But the Body Remembers

I got up to pee, squinting my eyes at the clock to see what time it was. It was 3am on September 3rd, 2020. Then it hit me. Shit. It was now officially 11 years since my father had passed. It was 11 years since I went to sleep after my last phone conversation with him the night before -- September 2nd, 2009 -- hearing fear in his voice ...

Review: Marilyn Manson – WE ARE CHAOS

Listening to a new album by a favorite artist is like getting coffee with an old friend you haven't seen in a few years and hoping they haven't turned into a total cunt in the time that's elapsed. Sometimes, you pray for it to be over and find yourself content with the memories of a time gone past. And in some instances, you pick up ...

Beauty in Garbage

On my way to Wawa this morning, I walked past an empty bottle of Coors and a tied-up bag of dog turds lying next to each other on the sidewalk. And then a butterfly floated past. If that's not an image of hope -- that something beautiful can still happen, even if you've had shitty beer and a handful of dog doo -- I don't ...

A Letter to 11-Year-Old Me

Dear 11-year-old Lana, You're not gonna believe this shit, but this is Future Lana writing to you from the year 2020. Crazy, right? Speaking of crazy, that word doesn't even begin to describe this year. Remember how you were obsessed with and creeped out by that "In The Year 2525" song that Mom used to play on the Oldies channel? Welp, 2020 isn't quite that weird, but ...

Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” Controversy: Get Over It

While music fans have been sorely deprived of live shows during the pandemic, thankfully, many artists have been releasing new songs, videos, and even entire albums. Throughout this lockdown, I've fallen in love with music from In This Moment, Marilyn Manson, Taylor Swift, and the Hamilton live musical soundtrack. In a world typified by sensory overload, one of the few silver linings that's stemmed from ...

Semi-Inspirational Quotes To Get You Through

Life's hard. Sometimes you need a bit of inspiration to get you through. I'm not talking about those bullshit inspirational quotes that appear in front of a stock image of a sunset: "Follow your bliss" or "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." Or those alpha douchebag quotes that are almost always accompanied by a photo of a ...