A Walking Tour of My Neuroses

When I was a kid,  every night before bedtime, 7-year-old me would pair my stuffed animals up on the shelves so that they had someone to hang out with for all eternity in case I croaked in my sleep. I didn't want them to be lonely. While I did understand that making sure my Pound Puppies and Pound Purries were provided for in the event of ...

I Saw Netflix’s Motley Crue Biopic “The Dirt” Sober & Don’t Know WTF I Watched

There's nothing more disappointing than taking a bite out of what appears to be a freshly baked brownie and finding out it's really just a fat, steaming turd. Okay, most people (including me) haven't munched on a shit log. But I imagine it's similar to the level of bait-and-switch disappointment of having sat through Netflix's The Dirt, the movie based on Motley Crue's autobiographical tome ...

Captain Marvel: Meh or Marvelous?

The build-up and ballyhoo surrounding Marvel's latest film, Captain Marvel, would lead many a true believer (or non-believer) that the film was either the second-coming of Logan or a politically-correct bastardization of all that comic book fans love. In truth, it was neither. Captain Marvel was one part origin story and one part connective tissue to introduce Carol Danvers to the next installment of Avengers with some context. ...

AEW: Friendship Is Magic – The Link Between The Elite & My Little Pony

What does a colorful kids' cartoon have in common with the hottest upstart promotion in professional wrestling today? A whole lot more than you'd think: unique personalities, continuing storylines, and messages about the importance of friendship and how it can change the world. Let's take a look at the main players of up-and-coming wrestling organization All Elite Wrestling (AEW) and their four-hoofed counterparts in the ...

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt Tackles PTSD

Good comedy doesn't just make you laugh. It makes you think. It makes you feel. These days, it's tougher to find comedy that hits those notes. Today's comedy either opts for complete shock value without putting laughter first, spins into overtly political humor, or plays it utterly and safe and boring. These trends and tropes make it that much harder to do something as simple as ...

Glass: That Ending & Symbolism in the ‘Unbreakable’ Trilogy

Warning: This article contains spoilers for the movies Glass, Split, and Unbreakable. Read at your own risk. M. Night Shyamalan's superhero trilogy came to its conclusion in Glass, giving a clear -- albeit unexpected -- ending to the stories of David "The Overseer" Dunn, Elijah "Mr. Glass" Price, and Kevin Wendell Crumb. Unexpected endings are par for the course for any Shyamalan movie. And while it's always ...

Anakin Skywalker: The Tragedy of When Love Is Weaponized

The second entry in this trilogy of Skywalker tragedies continues to explore Star Wars' first family, their greatest strengths and how those strengths become the vehicle for their own personal tragedy. Last time around, we took a look at Luke Skwalker who bore the heavy burden of knowledge -- or knowing just enough. This latest entry (And I do mean "late." It's been awhile between ...

Luke Skywalker: A Tragic Burden of Knowledge

If you're a Star Wars fan, you've probably heard a creepy uncle figure whisper, "Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plageueis the Wise?" While ol' Plageuis certainly came to a sad end, he ain't got nothing on the tragic triad of Skywalkers who serve as the backbone of the Star Wars saga. In this three-part series, we'll explore the threads of tragedy that ...

Enter the Apocalypse: Choose Your Own Apocalypse

It's a novel idea, but Hallmark should really consider a line of greeting cards devoted to the impending apocalypse. No one knows how it will happen or when it will hit, but the apocalypse is an experience that is both deeply personal and something shared with others. While you might not find "Apocalypse Greetings" nestled between "For a Special Nephew" or "Congratulations!" cards at your local Walgreen's ...

What It’s Really Like to Ride SEPTA’s El – No. Seriously.

I have a love / hate relationship with SEPTA. Anyone who knows me can attest to my feelings, owing to my near-daily Facebook posts documenting my commute to and from work on a regular basis, or in-person rants. I love SEPTA for its convenience (most times) and potential for people watching (all the time). I hate it for its unpredictability (sometimes), myriad smells and collection of ...